if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
