We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Randomize
