he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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