Already got asked if we're dating
i barfeds in our rink
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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