please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm jealous of your bromance
false alarm. still invincible.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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