Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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