party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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