My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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