Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
