white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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