if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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