we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I looked at my own cervix.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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