North Korea, Best Korea!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
