Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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