we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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