Quick, to the slutcave!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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