Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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