You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
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go home
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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