honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My breasts were aching with rage.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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