We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
