you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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