This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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