What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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