I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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