he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
