Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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