Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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