He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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