great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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