Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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