I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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