She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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