I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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