Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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