The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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