I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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