Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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