I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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