If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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