I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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