If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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