So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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