he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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