Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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