why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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