I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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