North Korea, Best Korea!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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