Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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