Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i came on her dog
Green mimosas i think yes
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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