I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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