Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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