I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Shame is for Republicans.
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