Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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