thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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