and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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