Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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