I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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