Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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