Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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