i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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