We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
wow bdsm is so cute
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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